I hate people who pretend to "get" these guys. When 18 minutes of your song consists of noises that make your dogs perk their ears up and bark, you know you are sucking hard.
The agony of listening to this band is second only to the agony of witnessing them perform live. I wanted to chop my own dick off and poke my eyes out with it, then use my loose eyeballs to plug my ears. It was that bad.
If Suck had it's own jingle, The Mars Volta would be the band who wrote it.
There's so much suck hapening there that it took 8 dudes to make it all happen. Chicago can't even pull this kind of a letdown off without dragging in Steve Winwood and Kenny Loggins and a cesspool truck under the stage.
If Flea and Fruscianti need to masturbate musically, they should do it behind closed doors. This is a horror to every sense I have. It even made my third eye water.
There's so much suck hapening there that it took 8 dudes to make it all happen. Chicago can't even pull this kind of a letdown off without dragging in Steve Winwood and Kenny Loggins and a cesspool truck under the stage.
If Flea and Fruscianti need to masturbate musically, they should do it behind closed doors. This is a horror to every sense I have. It even made my third eye water.
Meatloaf was one of the opening acts for Purple at Knebworth in 1985 (not that I was there since Knebworth is in the UK). Anyway, he'd broken his leg and was staggering round the stage in a cast - so everyone threw bottles at him. It was awesome.
Meatloaf was one of the opening acts for Purple at Knebworth in 1985 (not that I was there since Knebworth is in the UK). ------------------------------------------------------------------
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____________________________________________________ Anyway, he'd broken his leg and was staggering round the stage in a cast - so everyone threw bottles at him. It was awesome.
