We're Still Here

Well now, Allow me to retort!

ming ming wrote:

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From the fake Scotsman

Ozzy vs BPB

"Here's a tip for you ... no wait you can't see it. We will just have to wait for you to create another moniker again and pose as someone new. "

Thanks, now here's a tip for you: Grow a Pair.

"LOL, you were a funny dude or dudess. We will miss you. "

You can rub one out to my avatar picture but for the mercy of everyone, don't post a novella about it when your done.

"There is no such thing as objective opinions Sparky."

Actually, there are (not 'is', corky). You just chose to ban all posters who offered them. It doesn't mean that in the real world they don't exist. 

On the other hand, there's definitely no such thing as Rumplestiltskin but Dio is a close second as he's been turning crap into gold since 1985.

"Pst"

Pst? Try again, this time in english.

"since you were implying that you read so much better than me then you read the part where I said Live Evil were not the best recordings and that I have other bootlegs, lots of them, that are much better versions. Were there not talks of overdubbed instruments on Live Evil. Perhaps false but I skip over Iommi's solo none the less. I have heard better from him." 

Well, my illiterate nemesis, had you bothered to read the entire thread before spewing the worst case of oral diarrhea we've all seen in months, you'd have noticed that I had already made mention of the fact that I had bootlegs from the Mob Rules tour that I thought were much better performances than the Live Evil recordings. I'm still not seeing your point yet. 

"So yeah, let's see. We get a CD of remastered tracks with 3 new songs on it (that did not take away the original artist that was on that track either), we got a live show from the Mob Rules tour and come this August we will get a Live CD from this Heaven and Hell tour. The stage show was a hell of a lot better as well. Paper bats blown by giant fans or fanboi's in your case do not rate to the Heaven and Hell stage show. What was great on that night so long ago was that Iommi's playing was really clean but then again that could have just been the contrast to Pantera who played really dirty. Most of the songs you could not tell what the hell they were till words were spoken and I ma refering to Pantera. "

What is the point of this digression? I already established the score of "who did more" way back in the thread. Also, when did Pantera get dragged into this? 

And stop calling me "ma", I don't swing that way.

"so yeah, WOW. Let's see 10 years ago we get a live concert and 2 new tracks and broken dreams and fallen promises etc etc just as we had post Dehumanizer with a reunion talk and Ozzy pulling out and as well in 1985 of an Ozzy/Sabbath reunion. Only a fanboy defends Ozzy's 10 year caging of Sabbath and not doing new material with them and then whines that we are supposed to bestow the man some honor and respect for caging of a band that we are discussing."

Were you feelings hurt deeply with all of the "broken dreams and fallen promises"? 

Let's be clear, we didn't get offended by it when Ozzy toured again after a 20 year hiatus. Apparently you cried all night in your 'my little pony' pillow over the letdown though.

I have no idea how you consider 3 years of touring "caging" the band but you're obviously too much of a fanboy to keep track of details like that. 

Incidentally, the Reunion album was released in 1999. By my calculations that would be 8 years, not 10. While you were lifting the sheeps tail and hemming your skirt, some of us actually went to school and learned to count. Punctuation and grammar were also offered but I see you missed that day as well. 

"Odd in that Ozzy admired the Beatles so I guess we have to mention them each time we mention Ozzy."

Only if you'd like to change the subject again.

"If it weren't for the Beatles then we would have no Ozzy and we know what that means ... no Sabbath. I am sure the other three have influences as well so again we must pay homage to those bands each time we mention Sabbath for if it were not for them then we would not have Sabbath. Obviously then Ronnie would have ceased to exist. All of metal would never have happened and all of you non whiney non fanboi from nether regions of cyberspace would have not a place to go and make fun of others while you tell us that you are not being elitists nor do you take any of this seriously. "

Make up your mind, is it "fanboy" or" fanboi"?

By your logic, had your mother not been turning tricks to keep haggis and porridge on the table, you would have never been born and this entire discussion could have been fired off at a person with an IQ that approached remedial levels.

"I have all of Ozzy's solo stuff as well. But yeah I am just a fanboi. I spelled it like you know it, right? Tell your circle of friends hi will ya. I am sure the kilt comment came out of the blue or that you actually spent time going to my links to come up with some material for a witty comeback. Plus where did the Ohio comment come from?"
 
Come say 'hi' yourself, pussy.

"Since you are now gone I guess it is fruitless to bring up the link to the reviews of Ozzy's first tour. "

But in 3000 words or less, I bet you will anyhow.

"And again if anyone does not like Ronnie's versions fine by me but that does not mean anyone cannot make a comment. "

...unless they are on the Dio board in which case a committee of gutless assbags will give them the "moderating of a lifetime", ban them, then wait until they can no longer access the site at all to post a long winded cowardly response like this one. 

"There are better versions out there. On the just released live CD from London I think he actually sings many of the older sabbath material better than he sings what he wrote."

"Many of the older sabbath material"? 

I think you project your intelligence level quite well without any further assistance.
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"Smacks & Manly Thumps, "

I can only assume your vagina has learned to not only speak, but to type as well, and has graciously written this tagline for you.

"The Cap'n "

No, that would be yours truly. Don't forget it.

"Sons of Griogair"

Presumably the lowlander from the legion of DuMB.

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